A lightweight, vintage-style tee that channels morning sarcasm with a wink. The front art shows a playful skeleton clutching a coffee and a paper cup, captioned “Caffeinated & Uninspirational” and “Shit Today” in warm, muted tones. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on for slow mornings, long commutes, or when you need to announce your mood without saying a word. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic crewneck keep it comfortable all day. The design ages gently—colors that read retro rather than loud—so it layers easily under jackets or pairs with worn denim for a relaxed, lived-in look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/inner-label printing available
- Pearlized, tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors