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Shitshow Survivor Collection

For the caregivers who survived the shift, the schedule, the drama, the call-offs, the bodily fluids, and that one client who swears they “never said that.”

You didn’t just clock in.

You entered the arena.

T-Shirt - "Certificado Sobreviviente Miradero" Vintage Badge Tee

T-Shirt - "Certificado Sobreviviente Miradero" Vintage Badge Tee

T-Shirt - "Certificado Sobreviviente Miradero" Vintage Badge Tee

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Running on Caffeine & Chaos Tote Bag

Running on Caffeine & Chaos Tote Bag

Running on Caffeine & Chaos Tote Bag

$25.00
Precio de oferta  $25.00 Precio habitual  $32.00
Certified 'Sobreviviente Miradero' Tote Bag — Vintage Badge Spanish Survivor Tote

Certified 'Sobreviviente Miradero' Tote Bag — Vintage Badge Spanish Survivor Tote

Certified 'Sobreviviente Miradero' Tote Bag — Vintage Badge Spanish Survivor Tote

$25.00
Precio de oferta  $25.00 Precio habitual  $32.00
Call Light Warrior T-Shirt

Call Light Warrior T-Shirt

Call Light Warrior T-Shirt

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Sh*t Show Survivor T-Shirt — "Ain't New to This" Funny Recovery Tee

Sh*t Show Survivor T-Shirt — "Ain't New to This" Funny Recovery Tee

Sh*t Show Survivor T-Shirt — "Ain't New to This" Funny Recovery Tee

$22.00
Precio de oferta  $22.00 Precio habitual 
Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt

Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt

Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt

$24.99
Precio de oferta  $24.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt — Funny Certified Survivor Badge Tee

Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt — Funny Certified Survivor Badge Tee

Shit Show Survivor T‑Shirt — Funny Certified Survivor Badge Tee

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Running On Caffeine & Chaos T-Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee

Running On Caffeine & Chaos T-Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee

Running On Caffeine & Chaos T-Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Certified Call Light Warrior T-Shirt — Caregiver Humor Tee

Certified Call Light Warrior T-Shirt — Caregiver Humor Tee

Certified Call Light Warrior T-Shirt — Caregiver Humor Tee

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Certified Shit Show Survivor T-Shirt

Certified Shit Show Survivor T-Shirt

Certified Shit Show Survivor T-Shirt

$26.99
Precio de oferta  $26.99 Precio habitual  $32.00
Sassycaregiver

For the Caregivers Who Actually Get It

Sassy Caregiver was made for the ones who know caregiving is not all soft smiles and perfect little inspirational quotes.

Sometimes it’s briefs, wipes, coffee, attitude, dementia questions on repeat, mystery smells, last-minute shifts, no lunch break, and wondering if you remembered to lock your own front door.

And somehow?

You still show up.

That’s the whole damn brand.

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